yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
