we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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