You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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