I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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