Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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