I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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