great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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