Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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