Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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