If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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