i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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