I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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