Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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