I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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