No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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