I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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