We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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