I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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