So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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