perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
he quoted the bible to break up with me
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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