Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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