did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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