U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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