I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
