This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
