You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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