glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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