So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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