But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I am available for nakedness
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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