Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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