We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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