it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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