So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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