wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
There r osticjed everywhere
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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