If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm both gender and math confused
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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