So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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