So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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