: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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