oh god the rape fog is back!
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
