If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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