she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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