Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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