Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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