Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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