they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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