hotel room ftw
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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