Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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