the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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