whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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