I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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