I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
he shaved USA in his pubs
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
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