Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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