question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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