I like my sex mixed with concussions.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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