what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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